sometimes i wonder why i am single....

and sometimes it makes total sense

oh no... rein ME in

i need my blackberry to take out a restraining order on me. nothing like your friends having to abort calls you are making to an emotional fuck-up with a girlfriend who enjoys taking 'self portraits'. in a pizza express.
one word: bleak.
two more words: know yourself.
three more words: ban that blackberry.

oh no... REIN THEM IN

seems the french connection window dressers who brought us the 'head in a shopping basket' display have escaped to g star. i want to know who thought that bald mannequins sitting on a toilet wearing 3D glasses was a way to make middle of the road denim desirable?? and more to the point... who agreed to it? 'YEP YEAH GREAT IDEA MAN... IN THESE TIMES OF ECONOMIC STRIFE THERES NOTHING QUITE LIKE A BOG IN THE WINDOWS TO GET CUSTOMERS IN THE SHOP'. hmmm.... maybe someone is taking the piss.

overheard in nyc....

woman on phone: 'oh hi, it's me. ummmm, was wondering if i could borrow one of those really slutty black tops you like to wear. it's for an audition'