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Flora's Temple in Stourhead. So beautiful. I want a folly and a lake all of my own.......

budgie hair

i cant do groomed (too short, messy, disorganised, sweaty, emotional to be all glacial) so rather than make a poor attempt at that its easier to go for full on scruff. thus, having not had my hair cut - and hardly brushed - for a year, i am keen on a messy up-do. seems men arent too keen on this 'pineapple' preferring poker straight-step-away-from-the-GHDs-look. Only the other night some tosser asked me if i had a budgie living on my head... so it is with great delight i see Erdem (much of whose SS09 collection is on my secret 'wedding wish list' - see in particular look 18 and the head dress on look 25) channelling the nest on head look, both for AW09 and now for Resort 2010. scruffy hair is sex hair, bed hair, dont-give-a-shit hair... life's too short for brushes and blow-drys.

(Erdem, resort 2010. style.com)

PS. i also want the skirt and Trish Goff's legs.

what's your guilty pleasure?

singing 'Jolene' on karaoke, food that comes in a bucket, pouting, Wank Man....

the ugliest bags in london

kind of like a car crash or a DNA results episode of the Jeremy Kyle show, i cant tear my eyes off these bags. The perfect compliment to that sleek YSL tailoring? Why of course! That would be a bag masquerading as a frog! Looking to complete that easy breezy summer look with a new tote? How about a metallic train bag that's heading non-stop to Mingsville. I hear Emmanuelle Alt has ordered one in every colour. Aaaah all very good but nothing quite says understated elegance to me more than a sinister clown faced trunk...
Cant wait to see the next collection, i hear it features Freddie Kruger back pack and a very long clutch inspired by a snake. All in metallic of course, because these are so FUN!
Strictly for people who are self-proclaimed 'mad' and say 'LOL' all the time....